- Billy McBride: Listen, Father, I don't mean to be an asshole, but it's part of my business. I'll sue you and the Catholic Church tomorrow.
- Father Anan: On what grounds?
- Billy McBride: On the grounds that I'm an asshole. And I'll depose your bishop, too. As a matter of fact, I'll track his girlfriend down, and fuck her if I have to. And I saw her picture on Facebook, it's not good. Please don't make me fuck the bishop's girlfriend.
- Ned Berring: You're not really here to hire me, are you?
- Billy McBride: Well No. Uh, we're liars by trade, we practice law.