- Mary Jane Paul: You're so used to being the Golden Boy, what are you going to do now that you're Rhonda's puppet? Oh! You didn't know? Oh, precious, the only reason Rhonda has you here is to make my life miserable because I got my job on merit.
- Mary Jane Paul: [to Garrett] So instead of being on air, I'll be on the internet.
- Garrett: Hey, the internet is the future, right?
- Lee Truitt: [to Mary Jane] Because you haven't met my kids, right?
- Mary Jane Paul: Right.
- Lee Truitt: And I haven't farted in front of you.
- Mary Jane Paul: Well, you don't need to.
- Justin Talbot: I think your demeanor is cold, judgmental and haughty. I just don't think that's what our viewers want with their morning coffee.
- Garrett: Look, Mary Jane, we all know you have charisma and charm, and that works for the lighter pieces. It's the serious pieces. I just don't think they're for you.