- Dean Winchester: All right, so what do we know? Um, if you kiss someone, and then they die?
- Sam Winchester: I guess. Wait a second. You didn't kiss Staci.
- Melissa Harper: No, of course not.
- Dean Winchester: No, but Dan did.
- Sam Winchester: So the curse is transmittable?
- Dean Winchester: Like a magic STD. Okay, that works. Kind of makes you nostalgic for good, old-fashioned herpes.
- Dean Winchester: Well, the silver lining about being cursed, I finally get some face time with Daisy Duke... my deepest, darkest desire.
- Sam Winchester: Seriously?
- Dean Winchester: Ever since I was 7.
- Sam Winchester: So... Bach, not Simpson?
- Dean Winchester: [scoffs] Eh. Guess I would say no to either.