- Patient: [cut and bleeding] Me go for the bathroom. There was people. There was four knives.
- EMT Titus Tero: [about/to patient] This dude not what you call "battle-size". Gotta learn how to bob and weave.
- [in EMS vehicle]
- Small child: [pointing at complex digital display on a device] What's that?
- EMT Dan Flynn: That's buttons... I already see how this is gonna go - you ask me about 1000 questions on the way there, aren't you?
- Small child: Nothing... touch!
- EMT Dan Flynn: Right, don't touch nothin'. You've obviously heard that before.
- [driving to hospital]
- Small child: What's that? What's that?... You gotta press them buttons?
- EMT Dan Flynn: Sometimes, just like you press your mama's buttons.
- [child pushes emergency button on Dan's radio]
- Small child: Wow! That's amazing.
- Suspect: [caught by Officer "Alley" after a foot chase] God you fast
- Officer "Alley": Got too many burners, bro.
- EMT Titus Tero: Look, my man gonna get IV on ya right quick...
- Patient: [who is trying to quit heroin] Hey, whoa, no needles, please no needles...
- EMT Dan Flynn: Alright... no needles - easy... a lot of people have been doing it as long as you get addicted to the needle stick as much as the actual medicine.
- Patient: I could shoot ice water, and it would be just the same thing.