Puyo Puyo Tetris (2014 Video Game)
Asami Imai: Ringo Andou
Quotes
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[first lines]
Ringo Andou : It's such a peaceful day! So peaceful and quiet! Nothing ever goes wrong on a peaceful day! Hmm... Actually... Come think of it, as great as peace is, it's actually kinda boring. It'd be more fun if something excited happened. Like if all my friends just came bursting out of the sky! Ha! But that's nonsense. Something like that would NEVER happen on such a peaceful day, right? Huh? OH MY! What's happening? I think something's bursting outta the sky!
Amitie : That hurt... But hey, I'm in one piece!
Ringo Andou : Amitie? How'd you get here?
Arle Nadja : Hey, Carby, looks like we got warped to another dimension.
Carbuncle : Gugu~!
Ringo Andou : Arle? Carbuncle? I don't understand...
Amitie : Hiya, Ringo! How's it goin'?
Ringo Andou : Teehee! Hey, Amitie. Let me guess... You two were in a Puyo Puyo battle, huh? And you both popped a whole bunch of Puyos... And suddenly, some mysterious power picked you up and sent you here?
Arle Nadja : Just like that! POOF!
Carbuncle : Gugugu~GU~!
Amitie : Long time no see, Ringo! Looks like you're doing well.
Ringo Andou : I feel like this happens to us a little too often... There's no telling where we might end up!
Arle Nadja : That's not such a bad thing is it...? I mean, it brought us to your world, right?
Amitie : Yeah, that's the best part about having Puyo battles!
Ringo Andou : [chuckles] I can't argue with that!
Amitie : Well, let's pop some more! We've been reunited, so let's BATTLE!
Ringo Andou : Hold on a second though. What if, one of these days, we get teleported somewhere scary?
Amitie : Huh? How could it be scary when we're all there together?
Ringo Andou : Good point. But what if it's somewhere completely preposterous?
Amitie : Yeah? Like where?
Ringo Andou : Oh, I don't know... How about... THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE!
Amitie : The edge of the who-now? Psh! Sounds fun to me!
Arle Nadja : Hahaha! Me too! Let's go!
Carbuncle : Gugu! Gugu!
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[first lines, continued]
Ringo Andou : If you guys say so...
Arle Nadja : [a flash suddenly occurs] What was that?
Amitie : I didn't see anything.
Ringo Andou : Um... guys...?
Amitie : [blocks suddenly fall from the sky] Oh no! What are all those things falling out of the sky? Is it a new type of Puyo?
Ringo Andou : We just got back from our last adventure! DON'T WE GET A BREAK FROM ALL THE PUYO PUYO?
Arle Nadja : No, no! Look closer!
Carbuncle : Gugu!
Ringo Andou : What are you talking about?
Arle Nadja : Guys, those aren't Puyos.
Amitie : Hey! You're right...! They're... blocks?
Ringo Andou : Oh, just blocks? That's fine. WAIT! THAT'S NOT FINE! THERE SHOULDN'T BE BLOCKS! WHY ARE THERE BLOCKS HERE?
Amitie : How should I know? They're really coming down all around us, Ringo...
Arle Nadja : There's so many of them!
Ringo Andou : Look! Some of them fell into a solid line. It's so pleasing on the eyes... OH MY GOSH, DID YOU SEE THAT? THE SOLID LINE JUST DISAPPEARED! Wait... Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Does this mean WE'RE gonna get teleported again?
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Tee : I need you, O.
O : Pipi...?
Tee : It's time for a routine report.
O : Pipi! Pipi!
Tee : [ahem] Captain's report. This is Captain Tee of the SS Tetra. I am broadcasting this signal via Communications Officer O. The Constellation Zone appears quiet, no ripples in spacetime to report. End of report.
O : Pipi-Pipi-Pi!
Tee : Hm... Do we really need to make these reports? I never really questioned them before...
O : Pi-Pi!
Tee : You're right. It's my duty to make a report... Even though there's never been any problems out here. It's so peaceful and quiet!
[ship suddenly shakes]
Tee : HUH?
O : PIPI?
Tee : What was that, O?
[ship continues shaking]
Tee : What are the odds... Just as I said we never have any problems out here!
Ringo Andou : [off screen] This is not good!
Tee : You hear that? I heard someone talking, inside the playroom! Did you hear, O?
O : Pipipipipipi!
Tee : Let's check it out!
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Ringo Andou : This is not good! I got teleported from home... And I'm in some weird place... And I'm all alone. This is SO not good!
Tee : Hm... Captain's report. A girl in a non-form-fitting outfit has materialized aboard the SS Tetra. I believe she is currently performing an improvised alien comedy routine.
O : Pipi-Pi!
Tee : Don't be hasty, O. Something about this seems... not normal. I am unsure what our next course of action should be. Um...
[throat clear]
Tee : Y-You there.
Ringo Andou : Huh? He's wearing some really tight-fitting clothes. And he's trying to talk to me... Wait! SOMEONE sent those squarish things that brought me here. I bet that someone was YOU!
Tee : Eh...?
Ringo Andou : Sounds like the only solution here is that we should battle!
Tee : W-Wait, what? The girl is in a panic, but perhaps a battle might be the best course. I shall fight her until she calms down!
O : Pipipipipipi!
Ringo Andou : So... you know how to match them up and make them disappear too...
Tee : Of course I do. Are you ready? Let's do this! Tetris time!
Ringo Andou : Puyo Puyo time!
Ringo Andou , Tee : IT'S ON! WHAT...?
Tee : She doesn't play Tetris?
Ringo Andou : He doesn't play Puyo Puyo? But that's... OH NO! We're starting!
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Ringo Andou : We were still able to battle, even though he was using blocks instead of Puyos. And he's not too bad!
Tee : What were those...? I have never seen those jelly-things before...!
Ringo Andou : Huh? You don't know what a Puyo is?
Tee : I do not. I have a great deal of questions for you... But first, let me introduce myself. I am Tee, and I am the captain of this vessel, the Starship Tetra. I have the ability to control and clear Tetriminos.
Ringo Andou : Ah ha... So that's what Tetris is. Well, my name is Ringo! And I can pop Puyos to make them disappear.
Tee : So those round things are Puyos.
Ringo Andou : Uh-huh, and sometimes when we pop them, it sends us off to other worlds. It's sorta... kinda... like... well... a PORTAL! Anyhow, I'm sorry for barging in like this. Wasn't on purpose, I swear. But... uh... maybe you can help me?
Tee : Hm... It's strange... Now that we've battled, I feel like I can trust you.
Ringo Andou : Really? Me too...! Say, Tee, I was with a few of my friends before I arrived here. There's a chance they were also sent to this ship. They might be just as panicked as I was...
Tee : Roger. Let's go search the SS Tetra together!
Ringo Andou : Thanks, Tee!
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Ess : This is the last time I'll ask. It's a simple question... Who are you? What is a Puyo? Are you here alone? Where are your friends? How did you get here? Where are you from? And WHY are you here? And also... are you aware that you're kinda a huge WEIRDO?
Amitie : Wahhh! My brain hurts! Look, I already told you... Everything was fine, and then I just got whooshed away while popping Puyos! By the way, I'm Amitie, and I'm gonna be a great magician one day!
Ess : A... what? Magic-schmagic! Look, lady... FIRST you interrupt my nap. NOW, you're just blabbering nonsense! I'm so mad, I want to smack you with a Tetrimino!
Amitie : MEEP!
Tee : [sigh] I had hoped we'd find her first.
O : Pi-Pipi-Pipi...
Tee : Ringo, that girl in the red hat... Is that one of your friends?
Ringo Andou : Yep, that's Amitie. She can be a handful sometimes. And hey... What about that other girl? She seems kind of abusive, don't ya think?
Tee : Oh, that's Ess. She's one of my crew... And also a handful sometimes.
Ringo Andou : Well, if you're the Captain, can't you make her stop...?
Tee : Um... the thing is... You see, uh... Well, the... uh... sh-short answer is... N-No. No, I can't.
O : Piii...
Ringo Andou : Wow, sounds rough...
Tee : Hey, Ess!
Ess : Tee! Finally! We need to talk!
Tee : What is it?
Ess : It is the Captain's sworn duty to make sure I can nap in peace! And that means we need to detain weirdos BEFORE they roam free, wouldn't you agree?
Tee : Ess, did it ever cross your mind...
[shouting]
Tee : I can't be everywhere!
Ess : [shouting] Well, then you're useless!
Tee : What did you just say?
Amitie : Oh my! Another person in strange clothes.
Tee : You're Amitie, right? Please, try and calm down...
Amitie : I'll show you "calm"! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE!
Tee : Hmph... I guess that's the quickest way to settle this.
Amitie : Bring it!
Tee : Tetris!
Amitie : Puyo Puyo!
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Amitie : Wh-what were those... blocks? Eh, who cares! Let's do that again! That was fun!
[giggle]
Tee : You've calmed down a bit.
Ringo Andou : Amitie?
Amitie : Hey, Ringo! I'm so glad you're alright!
Ringo Andou : So we can go into the details later... but that boy over there in the ridiculously tight jumpsuit is Tee. He's going to help us out!
Amitie : That's great! Thanks, Tee! I love the ridiculously tight jumpsuit!
Tee : You're welcome.
Ringo Andou : Next up, let's go look for Arle!
Tee : Is this "Arle" a friend as well?
Amitie : Oh, she's the bestest there is! Just listen for a "Gugu". That means you're close!
Tee : Um... a "Gugu"...?
Ess : Did someone say "Gugu"...? I think I heard a "Gugu" earlier!
Tee : Alright. Then, let's get a move on!
O : Pipi-Pi-Pipi!
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Ai : [whine] YIP YIP YIP!
Jay : Hahaha...!
Elle : What's wrong, doggy? Play with us~!
Jay : Yes, play with us, doggy~!
Elle : We haven't pulled any pranks yet, right, Jay?
Jay : That's right, Elle!
Elle : We didn't lace his food with hot mustard...
Jay : We certainly didn't pelt him with live frogs...
Elle : We haven't sprayed him with the hose...
Jay : And we never even played tug-o'-war with his tail...
Elle : We've behaved ourselves all day!
Ai : YIP! YIP! Rrrgh!
Amitie : Oh, my... I know we're supposed to find Arle... But those two are bullying a helpless puppy!
Ringo Andou : Hm... Are you sure that's a puppy...? Well, I guess, more importantly... Tee, what's going on here? Who are they?
Tee : Those three are also part of my crew. The twins are Jay and Elle. They love their pranks. And then there's the one trembling in the corner... That's Ai, the SS Tetra's chief engineer.
Ringo Andou : He's your... engineer? How does your ship stay afloat?
Tee : Don't worry. He's a bit jumpy sometimes but he's comes highly recommended. Jay! Elle! Leave him alone!
Jay : But... But...
Elle : We haven't done anything!
Jay : Ai saw something that spooked him.
Elle : And now he's too scared to move!
Tee : Oh? And what did he see?
Jay : He said it was a little guy that says, "Gugu"!
Elle : And some strange girl was with him.
Jay : But that's silly-talk...!
Elle : Hahaha! Yeah, Ai is silly!
Tee : Is that...?
Ringo Andou : Sounds like Arle alright.
Tee : Ai, where did the girl go?
Ai : Rrgh! Rrgh! YIP! YIP! YIP!
Tee : [sigh]
O : Pi-Pi-Pi...
Tee : We're getting nowhere! I shall put him at ease... WITH A TETRIS BATTLE!
Ai : [WHINE!]
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Ai : Captain, I apologize for losing my composure.
Tee : Are you better now?
Ai : Indeed. It was a splendid battle, and I've returned to my senses. Now then, as for the peculiar duo I saw... I believe they ambled off in that direction.
Tee : Excellent! Thanks, Ai.
Ringo Andou : Whoa...!
Tee : Something wrong, Ringo?
Ringo Andou : No, it's just... He really made a night-and-day recovery. It was really impressive. I didn't have a chance to give a proper reaction because I was waiting for a good moment!
Amitie : Hey! Now we know where Arle is!
Tee : Alright, let's go!
O : Pipi-Pi-Pi!
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Zed : I have you surrounded! Do not resist!
Arle Nadja : H-Hey... D-Don't come any closer. I'm warning you...
Carbuncle : Gugugu...
Zed : You will do as I say. Surrender yourselves at once.
Arle Nadja : Get away! I'll never give in! Someone! Help me!
Ringo Andou : Wh-What's he doing to Arle?
Amitie : Oh my gosh! What's going on? That big, round robot's got Arle trapped! Arle, you hear me? Run! He's probably too fat to chase you! Run! Run! Run!
[giggle]
Ringo Andou : Um, Amitie, he looks like he's pretty athletic... Arle, don't move. We're gonna rescue you!
Arle Nadja : Ringo? Amitie? I'm so happy to see you!
Ringo Andou : Us too! I'm glad you're alright. What was that piece of junk trying to do to you?
Zed : Excuse me...?
Arle Nadja : It was horrible! He had this whole list of demands...
Ringo Andou : That sounds awful. What sort of "list of demands"?
Arle Nadja : Oh, my... He made me so uncomfortable, Ringo. He said I couldn't run in the hallway! And not to drag my feet! He said I need to eat my veggies, and I can't play with my food! He even lectured me about
[gulp]
Arle Nadja : proper hand sanitization techniques!
Ringo Andou : Oh dear! That's not at all where I thought this was headed...
Arle Nadja : You see what I mean? Ringo, you KNOW how much I hate all that "manners" stuff!
Carbuncle : Gugu-Gu!
Tee : My apologies. Meet Zed, the last member of the Tetra's crew. He means well, but I guess he can overdue it some days.
Arle Nadja : So this thing's your friend...?
Tee : That's correct.
Arle Nadja : So... You're gonna expect the same list of demands too, huh? Is THAT it?
Tee : Um... No.
Arle Nadja : We shall do BATTLE before I ever give in to your oppressive demands!
Tee : Well...
[sigh]
Tee : Have it your way!
Ringo Andou : Good luck, Tee! This is pretty much how we handle all our problems...
Tee : Just leave her to me!
Arle Nadja : Bring on the Puyo Puyo!
Tee : Bring on the Tetris!
Arle Nadja , Tee : IT'S TIME TO BATTLE!
