- Sharon Morris: So, Douglas, how did you get into the whole plastic surgery game? Did you go to med school to become a real doctor and then think, you know what, any asshole can save a life. What I'd like to do is give women weird hard tits that start at their collar bones.
- Douglas: It's not all tits. Last week I reconstructed an eight-year-old's face who'd been attacked by her neighbor's dog.
- Sharon Morris: How long do you think you'd wait to get together with someone after I die?
- Rob Norris: Like, if I had to go out and look for 'em? It'd be, you know, a couple years. But if somebody came up to me and was, like,
- [changing voice]
- Rob Norris: "I'm fucking you now,"
- [back to normal voice]
- Rob Norris: then I would wait, like, you know, a day or two.
- Sharon Morris: [chuckes] Yeah. If I die, I would be fine with you being with someone else. You know, I'm dead. I don't care. But if the slut you get together with even suggests my kids call her mum, I'll haunt her.