The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Judge Reinhold/Rondell Sheridan/Rita Rudner (1990)
Rita Rudner: Self
Quotes
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Rita Rudner : [on her husband] He made me try on a leather dress.
Johnny Carson : Yeah.
Rita Rudner : And I did it 'cause I love him, you know? But I was standing there in this leather, and it wasn't until then that I realized how uncomfortable cows must be.
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Rita Rudner : We didn't really want to move, but we were living within our means, and people were starting to talk.
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Rita Rudner : We made terrible mistakes that we don't want anyone else to make, when we moved. First of all, we hired the Vegetarian Moving Company.
Johnny Carson : The Vegetarian Moving Company?
Rita Rudner : Yes - they were too weak to lift anything.
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Rita Rudner : He looked at me and said, "Lady, I don't spackle." That's what he said - he said, "I don't sand, and I don't tape. I just paint." So then the exterminator came in. I said, "Kill the painter."
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Rita Rudner : Before him, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.