The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)

Carol Burnett/Tim Conway/Robert Easton/Tracee Talavera (1979)

Robert Easton: Self

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• Robert Easton : A friend of mine is from Texas - he's been out here for years and years. And he went over to Bullock's Wilshire, and he wanted to, uh, get a special kind of soap for his girlfriend. The clerk said, uh, "Would you like to have it scented?" And he says, "No, I'll take it with me."

• Robert Easton : Again, the whole question of if you have an accent is all relative.

  Tim Conway : See if you can guess if I'm from Cleveland.

  Robert Easton : Yes, you are.

• Robert Easton : I had, uh, a client recently who was a Latin American. And he was doing very well, except he still had some problems: "Mr. Easton," he said, ""I feel that I do bery well with my consonants, but why am I having so much trouble with my bowels?"