The Magicians (TV Series)

Plan B (2017)

Hale Appleman: Eliot Waugh

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• Eliot Waugh : To our little thievery corporation.

  Margo Hanson : [to Julia]  P.S. We still hate you. but it's the twenty-first century. It shouldn't be this hard for a girl to get an evil demigod abortion.

  Eliot Waugh : And we're emotionally advanced. We can hold resentment and sympathy for a person at the same time.

• William 'Penny' Adiyodi : They can't see me. I'm not technically here. I'm incepting your ass. Your head. Your dreams. You're still asleep in Fillory, remember?

  Eliot Waugh : That is overly complicated.

• Eliot Waugh : We're at war. Also, Fillory is seriously, dangerously, stone-cold broke.

  Quentin Coldwater : Wait, how is that even possible? The Nugget Beetles of the Outer Islands, they literally shit precious stones.

  Margo Hanson : Going extinct, apparently. Ember shitting in the power grid really screwed us in a cornucopia of ways.

  Eliot Waugh : And before you ask, yes, every alchemist in history is a lying, cheating illusionist.

• Margo Hanson : Once we nab prints and drop the wards, you travel straight in.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : You really don't think a bank vault, of all places, has anti-traveler protection?

  Margo Hanson : Oh, they do. The entire floor of the vault is one big anti-traveling sigil. You get locked in till you run out of air.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Yeah. Pass. I like air.

  Margo Hanson : Relax, dummy. You only get stuck if you hit the floor.

  Quentin Coldwater : Oh, so it's like "Mission: Impossible".

  Eliot Waugh : That movie was stupidly unrealistic. It's so much easier to just levitate.