- Brian Zvonecek: So did you know that before Molly's was Molly's, it was called the Wolcott Street Pub?
- Christopher Herrmann: So?
- Brian Zvonecek: So, did you know that the Wolcott Street Pub was incorporated on December 6, 1916?
- Christopher Herrmann: Mm, fascinating.
- Brian Zvonecek: That means that Tuesday is the 100-year anniversary of when Molly's Bar became a bar.
- Joe Cruz: You guys should throw a big blow-out party.
- Brian Zvonecek: Yes! That's exactly what I'm talking about! Molly's needs jumper cables to the...
- [groans]
- Brian Zvonecek: ... right now and this is exactly how we do it!
- Stella Kidd: A centennial celebration?
- Christopher Herrmann: A what now?
- Stella Kidd: That is a damn good idea, Otis.
- Brian Zvonecek: Thank you.
- Gabriela Dawson: What is?
- Stella Kidd: 100-year anniversary party for Molly's.
- Christopher Herrmann: What will it cost?
- Brian Zvonecek: Not as much as it would cost not to do it.
- Gabriela Dawson: Cool with me.
- Randall McHolland: Sun-Times culture section loves this kind of thing.
- Brian Zvonecek: Casey, you gotta have connections at the paper. Do you think you could, uh, help us out with publicity?
- Matthew Casey: I can call.
- [Otis and Kidd high-five each other]
- Brian Zvonecek: Ow!
- Kelly Severide: What am I doing?
- Matthew Casey: What?
- Kelly Severide: What's the purpose?
- Matthew Casey: Okay, you're gonna have to help me out here.
- Kelly Severide: This morning... The girl I had a very nice time with is in the bathroom, and I realize I can't remember her name. It is Jessica? Is it Jennifer? And so I slyly look in her purse, and see if I can find her driver's license.
- Matthew Casey: She caught you.
- Kelly Severide: She thought I was ripping her off.
- Matthew Casey: No. So what was it? Jennifer? Jessica?
- Kelly Severide: ¡I don't know! I don't know. I'm serious, man. What am I doing?
- Matthew Casey: Everything that everyone else wishes they could do.
- Stella Kidd: Hey, what you got there?
- Christopher Herrmann: Molly's books. And I think I'm gonna need a new red pen.
- Gabriela Dawson: That bad?
- Brian Zvonecek: It's been a Día de los Muertos around there lately. I look up the other day and there's four people in the bar. ¡And one of them was Mouch!
- Randall McHolland: I drink for two.
- Brian Zvonecek: Hey, Brett, why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
- Sylvie Brett: Good one.
- Randall McHolland: He's just being a joker.
- Sylvie Brett: You know, clown phobias are a real thing.
- Randall McHolland: It's true. And remember, if you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the jugular.
- Christopher Herrmann: Easy, Brett. Ignore these bozos.
- Stella Kidd: Brett.
- Sylvie Brett: Hey.
- Stella Kidd: Um, I just want to let you know I get the whole clown thing: my dad was a professional clown, and my brother could never handle it. Shoes were too big to fill.