GLOW (TV Series)

Live Studio Audience (2017)

Britney Young: Carmen Wade

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Quotes 

• Tammé Dawson : Hot damn, I made the list!

  Melanie Rosen : Everyone made the list, Tammé. It's a lineup.

  Tammé Dawson : [noticing she's teaming up with Cherry against Dawn and Stacey]  Our names are together, fighting the Beatdown Biddies. I guess that means we're a team now.

  Cherry Bang : I wonder why.

  Rhonda Richardson : Oh, mine has got a star next to it. 'Cause I'm bright, like a star.

  Carmen Wade : I think that means you're supposed to win the match.

  Rhonda Richardson : Oh, so, um, I'm a star and a winner.

  Melanie Rosen : Oh, yep.

  [the ladies leave while Ruth and Debbie look at the lineup] 

  Ruth Wilder : Well, guess it's official.

  Debbie Eagan : Yeah. They spelled your name wrong.

• [Ruth, Debbie, and Carmen arrive at Goliath's house] 

  Debbie Eagan : So, this is it, huh? House at the top of the beanstalk.

  Ruth Wilder : It's gonna be great.

  [Mighty Tom laughs while eating a can of Pringles] 

  Mighty Tom Jackson : Look who came crawling back.

  Carmen Wade : Hey, Tommy.

  Mighty Tom Jackson : You're lucky Dad's on the road.

  Carmen Wade : I'm not here to apologize to him.

  Big Kurt Jackson : What's going on?

  Ruth Wilder : We need your help. We came to train with you, the Lumberjacksons.

  [pause] 

  Mighty Tom Jackson : We're busy.

  Carmen Wade : You're sitting on the porch eating Pringles.

  [Mighty Tom wipes a potato chip from his shirt] 

  Carmen Wade : They'll do it.

• Ruth Wilder : So, do I grab onto a specific body part?

  Big Kurt Jackson : You sort of grab everything and fall backwards.

  Debbie Eagan : Okay. You're not gonna drop me, right?

  Ruth Wilder : No, I swear. I got you.

  Debbie Eagan : It's like a fucking trust fall, only I stare at your face and remember all the reasons I don't trust you.

  Ruth Wilder : Look, if you miss, my body will break the fall. I take the hit.

  Debbie Eagan : Okay.

  [Debbie barely jumps and falls on Ruth] 

  Debbie Eagan : How'd that look?

  Carmen Wade : So great.

  [Debbie gets up] 

  Debbie Eagan : Let's do it again.

• Sam Sylvia : All right, let's do this. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the first ever match of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

  [crowd applauds faintly] 

  Bash : Brought to you by Patio Town!

  Sam Sylvia : All right. Pace yourselves. All right, first match. Battle of the Beasts. From the icy wastelands of the frozen north where she rapes, pillages, but mostly rapes, please boo for Vicky the Viking!

  [Reggie approaches the ring while Sheila plays 'Theme of Exodus' on the keyboard] 

  Sam Sylvia : Oh, okay. And now... from the cloud-crowned heights of the Andes known by the ancient Incas to be the palace of the gods, put your hands together for Machu Picchu!

  [Sheila plays 'Theme of Exodus' on the keyboard] 

  Sam Sylvia : Is that the only song you know?

  Sheila the She-Wolf : It is.

  [Carmen approaches the ring] 

  Glen Klitnick : I like her. She's very winning.

  Bash : Great choice of words.

  Sam Sylvia : Here she is... Machu Picchu.

  [Carmen stops outside the ring, sweating profusely as she looks at the crowd] 

  Reggie Walsh : Carmen, get in the ring.

  Carmen Wade : I can't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

  [Carmen walks out of the gym] 

  Glen Klitnick : Is she all right? Is this part of the gag?

  Bash : Uh, you know, I'm not sure. I'm gonna go check it out.

  Keith : The Viking wins! Yeah, all right.

• Bash : Hey! Machu Picchu! What the fuck is going on? We've got Glen Klitnick from the network inside. All right, there's a whole audience here and...

  [Bash suddenly notices Carmen sweating profusely] 

  Bash : Oh, oh, my God. Are you okay?

  Carmen Wade : I think I'm having a heart attack.

  [Carmen passes out] 

  Bash : Oh, shit.

• Paramedic : Blood pressure's normal, ECG is fine. The fainting was an extreme response to emotional distress.

  Carmen Wade : But my heart?

  Paramedic : If you're worried about your heart, why don't you give Weight Watchers a try?

  Bash : Whoa.

  [paramedic walks to the front of the ambulance. Bash flicks his cigarette in his direction] 

  Bash : That guy's a jerk.

  Carmen Wade : Please don't tell anyone.

  Bash : Tell them what, that you're emotionally distressed? Who isn't?

  Carmen Wade : I've been waiting my whole life to do this. It should be in my DNA, but I didn't even make it into the ring.

  Carmen Wade : You don't wanna let people down. I get it. I feel like I'm disappointing a lot of people right now.

  Carmen Wade : What? Everyone loves you. You're like Santa Claus.

  Bash : My mom cut me off.

  Carmen Wade : What are you talking about?

  Bash : You know, I guess she figured out how much money I was spending on all this.

  Carmen Wade : How much money were you spending?

  Bash : [sighs]  Six-hundred thousand-ish.

  Carmen Wade : How did you spend that much money?

  Bash : I don't know, between renting the motel and all your salaries. Buying the gym.

  Carmen Wade : You bought that place?

  Bash : Well, it's easier than trying to figure out all the fucking paperwork.

  [pause] 

  Carmen Wade : Is the show off?

  Bash : No. No, no, no. The show is on. No, I just... I just... I gotta figure out... a couple of things.