- [Justin is telling Daphne all about his night with Brian]
- Daphne Chanders: So, what was it like?
- Justin Taylor: Well, I started out as a tight end, but wound up a wide receiver.
- Debbie Novotny: So, you going out cruising after you drop me off?
- Michael Novotny: No, I've been invited to an all-night orgy.
- Debbie Novotny: Whoo! Sounds hot.
- Brian Kinney: Forgive me for not introducing you. Justin, this is Mr. Goodfuk. Mr. Goodfuk, may I present Justin.
- Mr. Goodfuk: The name's George.
- Brian Kinney: Sorry. George... Goodfuk.
- Vic Grassi: First-class airline tickets, the Excelsior in Rome, the diamond and coral earrings I bought you in Capri. They're all here. The problem is, so am I.
- Debbie Novotny: Don't say that. It's a miracle you're still alive.
- Vic Grassi: It's a miracle how I'm gonna pay for all of this.
- Debbie Novotny: Hustle?
- Brian Kinney: [to Justin] Look, I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient. You get in and out with a maximum of pleasure and a minimum of bullshit. Love is something that straight people tell themselves they're in so they can get laid, and then they end up hurting each other, because it was all based on lies to begin with. If that's what you want, then go and find yourself a pretty, little girl... and get married.
- [at the diner]
- Michael Novotny: Can we order?
- Debbie Novotny: Shoot. Bet it'll be the first time tonight, am I right?