Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Monster in the Closet (2016)
Jason Mantzoukas: Adrian Pimento
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Quotes
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Charles Boyle : And now Nikolaj says he's too frightened to ever sleep again, so that's just superduper.
Adrian Pimento : I don't understand what he's so scared about. If I was there to kill him, he never would've heard me.
Charles Boyle : A thing you told him several times.
Jake Peralta : God, Nikolaj is having such a rich childhood.
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Adrian Pimento : [Explaining why he was in an Uzbek prison] I got shot down smuggling ammo to a rebel group, flying an old Soviet prop plane. They tortured us. Made me eat my co-pilot's tongue. Oof, now I've got a taste for it.
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Rosa Diaz : In just 14 hours Amy put together the most amazing non-wedding wedding in history.
Amy Santiago : Better than "Sleepless in Seattle".
Adrian Pimento : Nope. That is also Nora Ephron. Kill yourself.
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Jake Peralta : You excited for being married?
Adrian Pimento : Yeah! I love Rosa. I can't wait to just jam my tongue in her ear holes, and eat the hair off her head. Hoo! I'm giddy.
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Adrian Pimento : The universe is sending me a sign. And when the universe talks, I listen!
Jake Peralta : Well, I personally don't even really believe in signs, so...
Adrian Pimento : What? Then you deserve to die! The sign was real. If I ignore it and marry Rosa anyway, I'm basically asking the universe to stomp on my balls.
Jake Peralta : Okay, good point. Hey, Gina, I could use your help here. You wanna maybe weigh in on this one?
Gina Linetti : Yeah, sure. You're right. The marriage is cursed.
Jake Peralta : What? No! You weighed in wrong.
Gina Linetti : I'm sorry, Jake, it's an omen. And I'm not taking your side against the universe's. It's hundred of years old.
Jake Peralta : What if there was something in the universe that could prove to you that you should still get married?
Gina Linetti : What would that be?
Gina Linetti : Finding his grandma's earrings. Or we could cut Rosa's ears off, and then it's like the earrings don't even make sense.
Adrian Pimento : Thank you! Someone's trying to help.