Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : [introducing foreign commercials after a failed comedy bit]  I have not seen these myself, but Mr. Lassally and Mr. de Cordova have both assured me that these are very amusing... and their jobs hang in the balance.

• Johnny Carson : You never acted before?

  Don Yesso : Uh, no, sir. They threatened to break both my legs if I started taking some acting lessons.