- Sherlock Holmes: I'm sure you're aware, 'scary clown' is quite in at the moment. They've been observed lurking around town and cities all across the country. It's a phenomenon as strange as it is stupid.
- Sheriff Malick: Obviously, we haven't been dealing with one clown the last two weeks, we've been dealing with two.
- Sherlock Holmes: Yeah, at least two. You never know with clowns.