The Magicians (TV Series)
Lesser Evils (2017)
Hale Appleman: Eliot Waugh
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Quotes
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King Idri of Loria : I'm sorry I have to kill you.
Eliot Waugh : I've died before. Doesn't seem to take with me.
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Fen : How's the battle prep?
Eliot Waugh : If someone had told me a year ago that I'd be venting to my wife, while preparing to do battle on behalf of my mythical kingdom... I'd have done a lot more drugs.
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Fen : With this spell and this blade, you will be a master swordsman.
Eliot Waugh : [chuckles] Insert weak double entendre I'd have to explain.
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Eliot Waugh : Tick, if I did this, how popular would I be?
Tick Pickwick : No king has ever volunteered for one-on-one combat. If you were to prevail, you would easily be the greatest leader in Fillorian history.
Heloise , Gillen : The greatest.
Margo Hanson : God, he's already seeing the statues.
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Heloise , Gillen , Rafe , Tick Pickwick , Margo Hanson , Eliot Waugh : [singing] "One more dawn One more day One day more..."
King Idri of Loria : I'm confused. Is the duel not today?
Eliot Waugh : It's a metaphor.
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Eliot Waugh : A duel? With Ess's dad?
Margo Hanson : El-...
Eliot Waugh : He's gotta be at least 50. And I'm pretty buff from all the living without technology or decent wine.
Margo Hanson : Slow down.
Eliot Waugh : [to the council] Is there any rule about not using magic?
Rafe : No, Your Majesty.
Tick Pickwick : Highness, if I may, there is a reason we haven't brought up this, uh, option before, especially since magic is not completely dependable. Simply put, you're likely to well... die.