- Laura Nagel: [watching head cam of a drunken rally] Just watching this makes me want to puke.
- Antonio Dawson: [guy on camera starts vomiting] Apparently you're not the only one.
- Anna Valdez: I want kids even less than I want a husband.
- Laura Nagel: Don't you ever get lonely?
- Anna Valdez: I didn't say I was celibate, I just don't have any regulars.
- Peter Stone: What do you think we should do?
- Anna Valdez: I think this guy's an ass. I also think there are harassment and stalking laws on the book for a reason.