Richard Benjamin: Self

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• Richard Benjamin : She's feeding me these vegetarian meals at night. You know, I don't know what they are. Um... one of them the other night looked like lasagna. And I said, "Is this lasagna?" And she said, "Sort of." I said, uh, "Is that cheese on it?" She said, "It's sort of cheese." I said, uh, "Will you tell me what's in it?" She said, "You don't want to know what's in this." And she serves the kids the same stuff. So late at night, when she goes to sleep, we... my son and I go out at night looking for meat.