The Orville (TV Series)
Pria (2017)
Seth MacFarlane: Capt. Ed Mercer
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Quotes
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Capt. Ed Mercer : You know what the most depressing part about this is? I allowed myself to care about you, and you used me. And despite all of your claims that you still care about me, not once have you even said, "I'm sorry".
Pria Lavesque : It's a good rule in life never to apologize. The right kind of people never want apologies, and the wrong kind take advantage of them.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : Oh my God - you found a rectangle! Good lord, well, should I sound the red alert now?
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Capt. Ed Mercer : Kelly! Kelly, wait! Hey, listen - I don't want to play the blame game here.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : That's because you're the one to blame.
Capt. Ed Mercer : Look, we all made mistakes.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Nobody made mistakes but you.
Capt. Ed Mercer : Let's not do the "I told you so" thing.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : I told you so numerous times.
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Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : So, Captain Lavesque, where are you from orginally?
Pria Lavesque : Ah, I was born on Earth. Massachusetts, actually.
Capt. Ed Mercer : No kidding? I'm from Massachusetts.
Pria Lavesque : Really? What part?
Capt. Ed Mercer : Little town called Boxford.
Pria Lavesque : I'm from Andover!
Capt. Ed Mercer : Oh my god, we were neighbors!
Pria Lavesque : Did you ever go to the Salem Witch Museum as a kid?
Capt. Ed Mercer : My mother took me when I was ten. It scared the crap out of me.
Pria Lavesque : That holographic recreation of the Giles Corey interrogation?
Capt. Ed Mercer : Yes! Where they kept piling the rocks on top of him to get him to confess? And he was going: MORE WEIGHT!
Pria Lavesque : MORE WEIGHT!
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Capt. Ed Mercer : Or that. That works, too.
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Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : You can bang that chick on your kitchen sink for all I care.
Capt. Ed Mercer : I don't ever do it near the food, you know that.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : [Reading Kelly and Alara the riot act] You're supposed to be setting an example and here you are ransacking a room? What, did you read her diary, too?
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : No, we couldn't find it.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : We rescued this woman. Wha... What do you think, she crashed her own ship just so she could come here and do free laundry?