- Russ Montgomery: [opening quote] A Buddhist proverb tells us: "There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to the truth: not starting and not going all the way"
- Mae Jarvis: [Discussing the cause of death of the victim using photo's] So, murder?
- Jack Garrett: The Nepali government has classified Meegan Whitney's death is the result of a... Yeti attack
- Mae Jarvis: You've got to be kidding me
- Jack Garrett: I wish I was. Apparently they receive dozens of reports of Yeti encounters each year. It's a legitime cause of death in the country
- M.E. Ram Thanka: What's that Occam's Razor you people are so fond of? The simplest explanation is usually correct! I tell you, this was the Yeti
- Mae Jarvis: Yeah, well, the simplest explanation usually doesn't assume the supernatural
- Mae Jarvis: [During autopsy] This was instinctive
- Russ Montgomery: In-human
- Mae Jarvis: Monty! The killer is not an 8-foot tall Abominable Snowman!
- Russ Montgomery: Thank, Scully, but neither is the Yeti. This is something we like to call the Dragon Paradox