Matt Damon: Self - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon

Quotes 

• Himself - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : There's *no WAY* that Jimmy could be the father of Molly's baby! He doesn't even have a DICK!

  Himself - Host : If Matt is the father of Molly's baby, I will sue him, I will sue Molly, I will sue Maury, I'll sue the baby! I will SUE!

• Himself - Host : [Matt is not the father]  whoooaaaa! You are NOT the father! You are not the father!

  [points at his crotch] 

  Himself - Host : Look at that right there, that's the FATHER!

  [singing and dancing all around Matt] 

  Himself - Host : Whoooooaaaa, he's not the father!

  Himself - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : I can't believe we had that much sex and you didn't get pregnant by me.

  Herself - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : I'm sorry.

• [Matt claims to have fathered Molly's baby] 

  Himself - Host : You promised me that you were going to *stop fucking my girlfriends!*

  Himself - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : And I did. She's not your girlfriend.

  Himself - Host : She's my WIFE! That's worse! That's actually WORSE!

• Himself - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : [talking to Molly's belly]  Hello, baby. We don't know if you're a boy or girl, but you've got your choice of Daddies. You can one have one Daddy who's an Emmy LOSER.

  Himself - Host : Emmy Nominee.

  Himself - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : Same difference. Or you could have a Daddy who's an *Oscar winner*. You wanna play with Daddy's Oscar?

  Himself - Host : It was a weak year.

  Himself - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : You wanna play with Daddy's Oscar?

  Himself - Host : Yeah, you could have a Daddy who made out with Liberace.

  Himself - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : That was acting.

  Himself - Host : Yeah right, acting. That was real life. Acting *is* your real life.

• Himself - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : I'm the father, Jimmy. The truth will set you free.