- [Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and a crowd of Bikini Bottomites see Squidward mockingly dancing and singing on the tables, wearing a boater hat, a vest and a bowtie, and carrying a cane]
- Squidward Tentacles: I hate SpongeBob! I hate Krabs! I wish they would leave the ocean in taxi cabs! And all the customers can kiss my abs! 'Cause I'm the one and only...
- Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward!
- [Squidward gulps and looks nervously behind him at the crowd, and drops his cane and hat]
- Squidward Tentacles: And... uh... oh...
- [Mr. Krabs is furious, the Bikini Bottomites are amused and only SpongeBob seems to be genuinely enjoying the scene. The crowd laughs and points. Squidward is so embarrassed that he shrinks down to the size of a pinpoint and seems to disappear with a pop]
- Phone Message: If you'd like to leave a message, wait for the cough.
- Squidward Tentacles: Everyone's a comedian.
- Molecular Analyzer: [analyzing Plankton] 30% mean guy, 20% spiteful monster, 50% evil butt-head. Sample is 100% big jerk.
- [the analyzer spits out Plankton]
- Molecular Analyzer: I have also analyzed your screensaver, Karen. It is most beautiful.
- Plankton: No one asked you!
- [he smashes the analyzer with a wrench]
- Karen: [to Plankton] All you ever do is make stupid schemes about stupid sandwiches!
- Plankton: Stupid? Your new screensaver is stupid. And it makes your processor look fat!
- [on Karen's screen, her screensaver turns into a raging fire]
- Karen: *WHAT?*
- Plankton: [now terrified as he realizes what he just did] Okay, let's all come down before you say something you'll regret!
- Karen: You know what? No one talks to me like that! GET OUT!
- Plankton: I will not get out! This is my restaurant, and no one can make me...
- [Karen jettisons Plankton from the Chum Bucket]
- Plankton: ... leave!