Modern Educayshun (2015)

Romy Bartz: Teacher

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Teacher : Ignore that... it will end.

• Teacher : [to Neel]  You're male and I don't like you, so that's -2 privilege points. But you are brown and sexually ambiguous., so that's +2.

• [first lines] 

  Teacher : [to Neel]  Welcome.

• Sunshine : Hum... I'm gay, I'm trans, I'm asian, I'm overweight, I'm lower class, I'm unintelligent, unattractive... I've got hairs on my nipples, and I also got body odor, and I can't really run properly or tie my shoelaces by myself... And I once watched a pigeon die.

  Teacher : Wonderful, Sunshine. That's 13 privilege points!

• Teacher : [justifying an unfair grade]  You used red pen.

  Neel : What?

  Simon : Red is considered offensive in many religions.

  Penelope : Why would you belittle everything down to a singular color when humanity is a rainbow of beauty and spirituality?

• Teacher : Now, Penelope, you are female, so that's +1 privilege point. However you are white, so that's -1.

  Penelope : I'm also bisexual.

  Teacher : +1.