A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

The Ersatz Elevator: Part Two (2018)

Neil Patrick Harris: Count Olaf

Quotes 

• Count Olaf : Have you never even heard of banana daiquiris?

  Esmé Squalor : Bananas aren't in.

  Count Olaf : Oo, we'll see about that.

• Esmé Squalor : There's nothing quite like a luxurious 46-course lunch followed by a handful of hot pickled fish and several lengthy musical numbers.

  Count Olaf : You flatter me.

• Henchperson Of Indeterminate Gender : I would like to bid on that red herring for the restaurant Herring Houdini, where I work.

  Count Olaf : Sold, to restaurant person for indeterminate amount of money which will be paid later.

• Jerome Squalor : Esmé, love of my life, I am tired of being treated this way. 206!

  Esmé Squalor : Well, maybe I'm tired of you. 207!

  Bidder : Maybe I'm tired of both of you! 208!

  Larry : I'm tired of failure and hopelessness in the face of treachery and doom. 209!

  Count Olaf : I'm tired of self-indulgent existential crises and an overabundance of hardcover books. 210.

• Count Olaf : You really are starting to grow as a thesbian.

  Esmé Squalor : Thesbian? Well, I *do* love horses.