A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

The Ersatz Elevator: Part Two (2018)

Patrick Warburton: Lemony Snicket

Quotes 

• Lemony Snicket : It may be difficult to believe, but, at any given moment, someone somewhere is in a dangerous situation and other people in some other place are dancing and having a good time. The world is often like this. A celebration here; terrible trouble just outside the door.

• Isadora Quagmire : You found us!

  Lemony Snicket : [narrating]  This story is not about a happy reunion.

  Isadora Quagmire : I'm so happy to see you!

  Klaus Baudelaire : I've never been so happy to see anyone.

  Lemony Snicket : I have read hundreds of newspaper articles, diaries, and more than one lavishly illustrated catalog in an attempt to understand the sad story of the Baudelaire orphans. And the horrors I have found are best expressed, not with words, but with a sound you'll hear later in this very episode.

  [kids falling and screaming] 

• Lemony Snicket : It may be difficult to believe, but, at any given moment, someone somewhere is in a dangerous situation and other people in some other place are dancing and having a good time. The world is often like this. A celebration here, terrible trouble just outside the door.