A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

The Austere Academy: Part One (2018)

Neil Patrick Harris: Count Olaf

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Quotes 

• Count Olaf : I was NOT a late bloomer. Girls were falling all over me in school, and not just because I extended my leg when they walked by. I was a lone wolf, a mysterious stranger - a member of the drama club.

• Count Olaf : Little girl...

  Carmelita Spats : "Little girl?" I'm 4 foot 7!

• [last lines] 

  Count Olaf : [in a goofy southern accent]  So much to learn, and I am here to school you.

• Count Olaf : Hiding under the bleachers again, just like so many youthful days spent hatching plans and looking for cigarette butts.

  Hook-Handed Man : Were you unpopular, Boss? I know how that feels.

  Count Olaf : No, I was a rebel.