The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Consummation Deviation (2018)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, guys, before Anu gets here, can I talk about the seating situation? I really don't want her to sit on the floor.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, no problem. Bernadette, floor.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hey!
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, you can't make my wife sit on the floor.
Sheldon Cooper : Fine. Howard, floor.
Penny Hofstadter : Fine, I'll sit on the floor.
Raj Koothrappali : Thank you, Penny. And Leonard, I was kind of hoping I could sit next to Anu.
Leonard Hofstadter : So now I have to sit next on the floor? It's my house. Why can't Sheldon sit on the floor?
Sheldon Cooper : That might be the dumbest thing you have ever said.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : What's going on, Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Well, how would you guys feel about going to India for my wedding?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, that's so exciting!
Leonard Hofstadter : Penny, you will never guess what I have planned for Valentine's Day.
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Howard Wolowitz : Guys, guys, there's a simple solution.
Raj Koothrappali : I am not breaking up with her.
Howard Wolowitz : All right. Let's keep thinking.
Raj Koothrappali : [a few minutes later] Hey, everybody, it's Anu.
Anu : Hi.
Howard Wolowitz , Leonard Hofstadter , Penny Hofstadter , Bernadette Rostenkowski , Amy Farrah Fowler : [all crammed onto one cushion] Hi!
Sheldon Cooper : [in his spot] Welcome!
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'll tell you one thing. Lock the door.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, Raj, you're gonna be fine. Just break out some of your Kama Sutra moves.
Raj Koothrappali : I don't really know any of that stuff. I just pretend I do to impress women. And by the way, Anu is Indian; she's gonna know there's no sexual position called a screeching lotus.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Screeching lotus?
Raj Koothrappali : Sometimes I get leg cramps. It's my cover story.
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Larry Fowler : [Howard shows him the "linked rings" trick] It's like you're actually magic.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You can do that, but you still can't get my bra off?
Howard Wolowitz : The rings don't roll their eyes at me.