A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

The Carnivorous Carnival: Part Two (2018)

Lucy Punch: Esmé Squalor

Quotes 

• Count Olaf : Ladies and gentlemen, I will reach inside the box, pull out one piece of paper, unfold it, and read the name of the freak out loud. Then that freak will then walk down this wooden plankway, jump into the pit, and we'll all watch as the lions eat him.

  Esmé Squalor : Or her.

  Count Olaf : Or her.

• Esmé Squalor : I had a hunch you'd be excited. No offence, Hugo.

• Esmé Squalor : People don't always get what they deserve in this world.