- [Deadshot pounds the Batmobile with hand-held missles]
- Batman: He wants you alive.
- Plastic Man: He has an awfully funny way of showing it!
- [to Harvey Dent, the other half of his split personality]
- Two-Face: You'd sell me to Sing-Sing for a song.
- [first lines]
- Penguin: [speaking on the phone] That's right. I set up the heist but Two-Face took the cash - a half million. No one makes a patsy out of Penguin, unless they like the view from a pair of cement boots. I want my cash back. Which means you gotta bring me Two-Face alive... though he doesn't have to be in the best of shape. In could be tricky. Batman's got him with the police. I hope you're up to the job, Floyd.
- Deadshot: Don't worry. I'll get you Two-Face.
- [Deadshot blasts a whole in the middle of the target with his gunshots]
- Deadshot: And the name's Deadshot.
- Firestorm: Nobody told me being a superhero would be so *bor-ing*.
- Professor Martin Stein: Why not get a jump on your chemistry homework?
- Firestorm: I, uh, already did it. Yeah, totally done, finite.
- Professor Martin Stein: Ronald Raymond, you can't lie to me. We share the same brain.
- Firestorm: [sighs] It's like having the NSA for a roommate.
- [the split personalities of Harvey Dent and Two-Face are arguing with each other]
- Harvey Dent: He should have said, "Them".
- Two-Face: What do you care, you pasty faced pretty boy?
- Harvey Dent: What do I care? I can't be confused with you. You're a soulless criminal and professional thief, whereas I'm a lawyer.
- Two-Face: I guess we had a lot more in common than I thought.
- [Plastic Man is trying to impersonate Two-Face to lure Deadshot into a trap]
- Firestorm: Do you think this guy is going to fool Deadshot?
- Batman: He'd better. I've wanted that sharpshooter behind bars for years.
- [Plastic Man has completed his makeover as Two-Face]
- Plastic Man: Voila! Eh? Uh-huh?
- Batman: It's sloppy. Two-Face wears his pocket square on the left, not the right. His cufflinks are silver, not gold and you have his scarred and normal sides reversed.
- Plastic Man: Gee, Bats, I only learned to do colors a week ago. Just a switcheroo and I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Spielberg!
- [after Harvey Dent warns Firestorm not to trust Two-Face, the criminal slips out of his handcuffs and clobbers the young hero]
- Two-Face: You should have listened to the ambulance chaser.