Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)
Orientation: Part 1 (2017)
Henry Simmons: Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie
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Quotes
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[Mack punches out Virgil]
Phil Coulson : Mack.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : You okay? What the hell's going on?
Phil Coulson : I was about to find out.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Oh, my bad. I see a dirty looking dude hovering over you with a crazy looking gun. I acted on impulse. Where'd that rock send us?
Phil Coulson : Well, I don't have many details, but I do know we're in space.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Yeah, that makes sense. That's one thing we haven't done yet.
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Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : It's stupid. Just stupid.
Phil Coulson : All right, I get it.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Look, I'm just saying, what good is it having a state-of-the robotic hand if you don't have it on you when your kidnapped by Martians?
Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez : Looks like he's got both hands to me.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Ah, that's his civvy hand. It's just a prosthetic without all the cool doodads. It should've been a hook. At least you can stab things with a hook.
Phil Coulson : Thought I was gonna be arrested.
Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez : So, wait, that one doesn't have a blowtorch or the laser gun or anything?
Phil Coulson : First of all, I'm not Inspector Gadget. And second of all, the authorities would've confiscated it. Prison's bad enough without being down an appendage.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : First rule of Boy Scouts is always come prepared.
Jemma Simmons : How were we supposed to be prepared for this, Mack?
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : I don't know, we gotta be prepared for everything, apparently. Look, not a day ago, I was trapped inside a-a computer-generated mind prison, and now... You know what? You know what, Coulson? I'm out. I'm out. We get through this, I am packing it in.
Phil Coulson : Sorry, Mack. You already quit years ago.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Yeah, well, I didn't quit hard enough. Look, I'm not comfortable at the pace at which we deal with new trials and tribulations.
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Jemma Simmons : Again, let's not postulate. Let's apply scientific principles and consider the evidence we have.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Look, this is magic, okay? Can we all agree this is magic at play?
Jemma Simmons : Magic is just science we don't understand yet.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Ah, please. We just got zapped through space by Stonehenge, we're trying to rule out a flaming-headed demon from east L.A.? Science my ass.
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Phil Coulson : We should split up.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Aw, hell no. No, no. We are sticking together 100 percent. Haven't you ever seen an Alien movie?
Daisy 'Skye' Johnson : Mack, it's the best way to cover the most ground.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Okay, you see, you see, that's exactly what they say before they get picked off one by one, and you know who the first one will be.
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Phil Coulson : [Tries to wake Virgil after Mack knocked him out] Geez, Mack. How hard did you hit him?
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : What do you mean? As hard as I possibly could. Look, I don't half-hit people. It's a punch. That's why it's called a punch.