- Amazo: Give it up, you imperfect monster!
- Bizarro: Bizzaro will always stop trying!
- Amazo: Quit talking gibberish! I'll crush you! Except you... am... so... handsome. Wait, what did I just say?
- Bizarro: Me am handsome. Glad you noticed.
- Amazo: Me must destroy all of you, except Wonder Woman. Me like Wonder Woman. NO! Her too! Me want to take over the world. I- I - must take -AH! The opposite way you think, I can't compute it! It's driving me SANE!
- [to the Cabby,]
- Amazo: You did this! You tricked me into taking his mind. You am smart!
- Wonder Woman: He saved us all. I don't see that we have any choice but to invite him into the League.
- Superman: Bizzaro's heart is in the right if he is a little bit backward.
- Batman: Hmm. Backward.
- [Batman walks to Bizarro]
- Batman: Bizzaro, you've saved the day. I extend to you the honor of being inducted into the Justice League. All you have to do is stay right here while we swear you in. Can you do that?
- Bizarro: No way!
- [Bizarro flies away]
- Bizarro: ME NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
- Batman: Problem solved.