Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Option Two (2018)

Clark Gregg: Phil Coulson

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• General Rick Stoner : You have selected nuclear attack. For your own health, safety, and radiation protection, all outer doors will remain sealed for 15 years.

  Melinda May : Did he just say 15 *years*?

  Phil Coulson : How was I suppose to know there would be an "alien invasion" option?

  Melinda May : You always listen to the whole menu. Always!

• Qovas : I'm here for what was promised the Gravitonium.

  Phil Coulson : Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass. Maybe you haven't realized it yet, but this bunker it's apocalypse-proof. It can withstand a nuclear blast. We have years of food, water, and air.

  Agent Kim : [Aside to May]  Is that true?

  Melinda May : Not good food.

• General Rick Stoner : Greetings, elite citizens of the Lighthouse. Project Reclamation has been triggered. It appears you're experiencing an apocalypse-level event.

  Melinda May : Aw, this guy again?

  General Rick Stoner : Please remain calm. This moment in human history is what this bunker was designed for.

  Phil Coulson : That actually *is* kind of reassuring.

• Phil Coulson : [Over the intercom]  You may be noticing that the Lighthouse is going into lockdown mode. This is not a drill. The Lighthouse is keeping us safe. All exits, including the hangar, have been sealed to protect us from any outside intrusion. Which is good, 'cause there is currently a sizeable alien spaceship overhead.

  [pause] 

  Phil Coulson : Oh, and due to a technical malfunction, the Lighthouse thinks we're under nuclear attack, so we may be trapped inside for 15 years... ish.