- Shannon Glaser: Nick?
- Andrew Glouberman: Oh, my God...
- Shannon Glaser: Andrew...
- Andrew Glouberman: Just to be clear, we didn't see you kissing a lady who's not your husband.
- Shannon Glaser: This is obviously very awkward.
- Nick Birch: Is it?
- Shannon Glaser: It is. Look, I'm in the midst of something...
- Nick Birch: Great!
- Shannon Glaser: I met this person, who happens to be a woman...
- Andrew Glouberman: No judgement.
- Shannon Glaser: ...And I've really connected with her. And, truthfully, Greg and I...
- Nick Birch: Your husband.
- Shannon Glaser: ...Haven't been happy in a really long time. And, you know, he's checked out, and I'm trying to check in, and... .
- Nick Birch: Does Jessi know?
- Shannon Glaser: No. And... I don't want her to know yet.
- Andrew Glouberman: I see.
- Shannon Glaser: But I also know I can't ask you to lie, so you need to do what you think is right.
- Andrew Glouberman: [Andrew vomits several times onto the ground]
- Shannon Glaser: Oh, honey, your poor tummy...
- [Hands Andrew a handkerchief]
- Andrew Glouberman: I'm done. Wait...
- [Throws up again]
- Nick Birch: He speaks for both of us.
- Shannon Glaser: Wait a sec, why aren't you two in school?
- Nick Birch: Why are you kissing a lady?
- Andrew Glouberman: Yeah!
- Shannon Glaser: Maybe I should just walk away.
- Nick Birch: Maybe we will, too.
- Andrew Glouberman: Let's just be normal when we see you Seder second night.
- [Andrew and Nick walk away from Shannon]
- Jay Bilzerian: [Going down on one knee] Pam, will you make me the happiest magician on Earth?
- Pam: Oh, Jay... no.
- Jay Bilzerian: What? I will throw myself down the stairs and frame you for the murder!