- [translation; Hamada, Yamasaki and Tanaka are sitting quietly in their room]
- Yamasaki: I'm starving. I eat like a horse these days.
- Tanaka: You do?
- Yamasaki: It's because I quit smoking.
- Tanaka: I see.
- Yamasaki: [to Hamada] I did.
- Hamada: You did?
- Yamasaki: So I eat a lot.
- Tanaka: How long ago did you stop smoking?
- Yamasaki: Two-and-a-half months.
- Tanaka: [pulling out a cigarette] I really want to quit, too.
- Yamasaki: I think you needn't quit.
- Tanaka: That's true, but I need to switch to another brand. I'm smoking a stronger one now.
- Yamasaki: What do you mean by "stronger"?
- Tanaka: Magnitude.
- Yamasaki: [confused] Magnitude?
- Tanaka: [nods briefly]
- [Awkward silence before Yamasaki and Tanaka start laughing]
- Voiceover: Yamasaki - *out*.
- Yamasaki: [protesting] What the hell is "magnitude"?
- Voiceover: Tanaka - *out*.
- [translation; after Tanaka and Yamasaki's discussion on smoking leading to Tanaka mentioning the "magnitude" of a cigarette]
- Hamada: "Magnitude" was a bad move, Tanaka.
- Yamasaki: You did it on purpose?
- Tanaka: No.
- Yamasaki: If you did, that was lame.
- [Hamada is making a weird face, trying not to laugh]
- Matsumoto: [watching the recording] Hey, the gorilla is acting strange. It's definitely acting funny. Look at its mouth.
- [Hamada is desparately trying to look away]
- Tanaka: [to himself] "Magnitude".
- Matsumoto: [watching the recording] He's about to laugh...
- Tanaka: It's been affecting me a lot.
- [Hamada finally cracks; Tanaka also laughs innocently]
- Hamada: [annoyed laugh] Cut it out!
- Voiceover: Hamada, Tanaka - *Out*.
- Hamada: [still laughing] Just shut up! Why do you have to talk?
- [Hamada and Tanaka are smacked]
- Hamada: [to Tanaka] This is your fault; you kept talking.
- Tanaka: [to Yamasaki] I didn't want him to think I did it on purpose. I just wanted to explain.
- Yamasaki: [unimpressed] It's not gramatically correct, you idiot.
- [Hamada and Tanaka sit back down; Hamada sighs]
- Yamasaki: Hamada-san, are you...
- Hamada: [while panting] What is it?
- [Yamasaki swings his fist at Hamada, barely missing him. He sips water to try and avoid laughing]
- Endo: [watching the recording] You should stop with the friendly fire.
- Matsumoto: [watching the recording] It's too early to be on the disabled list.
- [Hamada finally laughs; Yamasaki smirks briefly]
- Voiceover: Hamada, Yamasaki...
- Yamasaki: [in shock] Why?
- Voiceover: *Out*.
- Hamada: You had it coming! What's with the swing?
- Yamasaki: I was just worried about your ass.
- [translation - Fujiwara explains the rules to Hamada, Tanaka and Yamasaki]
- Fujiwara: Rule number one - You will stay overnight at the hot spring inn. Number two - No matter what, do not laugh during the trip. Number three - if you do laugh, you'll be punished immediately. That's it. Matsumoto-san simplified these rules so even stupid Hamada could understand them.
- [Translation; a room service lady is offering bath robes to Hamada, Yamasaki and Tanaka]
- Room Service Lady: [entering the room] Excuse me. We have some Japanese bath robes for you to change into.
- Yamasaki, Tanaka: Right.
- Room Service Lady: We have two sizes, medium and large. Mr. Tanaka, what size will it be?
- Tanaka: Ah... a large size please.
- Room Service Lady: Yes, sir. Mr. Yamasaki?
- Yamasaki: I'll take a medium size.
- Room Service Lady: [to Hamada] Mr. Lip Monster?
- [Hamada starts smirking]
- Room Service Lady: Which size would you like, Mr. Lip Monster?
- [Tanaka also starts to chuckle]
- Voiceover: Tanaka and Hamada are out!