Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)

Kama' oma' o ka 'aina huli hana (2017)

Scott Caan: Danny Williams

Quotes 

• Tani Rey : You've obviously not heard the tale of Pele and Pali Road.

  Danny Williams : No, I... because I'm from New Jersey. So I have not.

  Tani Rey : Okay. Well, it's an old Hawaiian myth. Pele was the goddess of fire. And she had this really hot relationship with a demigod named Kamapua'a.

  Danny Williams : Ah.

  Tani Rey : He was half man, half pig.

  Danny Williams : Top or bottom?

  Tani Rey : What?

  Danny Williams : Well, was the top half the pig or the bottom half? I-I think it's kinky, it sounds kinky, and I like details, so I'm... I'm interested.

  Tani Rey : I don't... I don't know. I don't know.

  Danny Williams : Okay.

  Tani Rey : Anyway, their relationship was full of drama, and one day they decided to call it quits.

  Danny Williams : 'Cause he's-he's tracking hoof mud all through the kitchen and the living room like an animal, right? I get it.

  Tani Rey : I'm genuinely surprised that McGarrett hasn't shot you yet.

  Danny Williams : He's tried inadvertently. A bunch of different times. Anyway, please continue. I'm riveted.