- Tani Rey: You've obviously not heard the tale of Pele and Pali Road.
- Danny Williams: No, I... because I'm from New Jersey. So I have not.
- Tani Rey: Okay. Well, it's an old Hawaiian myth. Pele was the goddess of fire. And she had this really hot relationship with a demigod named Kamapua'a.
- Danny Williams: Ah.
- Tani Rey: He was half man, half pig.
- Danny Williams: Top or bottom?
- Tani Rey: What?
- Danny Williams: Well, was the top half the pig or the bottom half? I-I think it's kinky, it sounds kinky, and I like details, so I'm... I'm interested.
- Tani Rey: I don't... I don't know. I don't know.
- Danny Williams: Okay.
- Tani Rey: Anyway, their relationship was full of drama, and one day they decided to call it quits.
- Danny Williams: 'Cause he's-he's tracking hoof mud all through the kitchen and the living room like an animal, right? I get it.
- Tani Rey: I'm genuinely surprised that McGarrett hasn't shot you yet.
- Danny Williams: He's tried inadvertently. A bunch of different times. Anyway, please continue. I'm riveted.
- Steve McGarrett: I got your message. What's up?
- Lou Grover: Listen. I need you to get in touch with the Chicago D.A. He ain't gonna take my call, but he'll take yours. I want you to tell him that we got Clay Maxwell for murdering his wife.
- Steve McGarrett: Wait a minute. What are you talking about, Lou?
- Lou Grover: Proof. Proof, baby. I got Clay confessing to killing Diane and putting a hit on me because I wouldn't let it go.
- Steve McGarrett: All right, buddy. I'll meet you in Chicago.
- Lou Grover: Mahalo.
- Sebastian Wake: "They tell me you are wicked and I believe them, for I have seen your painted women under the gas lamps luring the farm boys. And they tell me that you are crooked, and I answer 'Yes, it is true, for I have seen the gunman kill and go free to kill again'."
- Warden: Sebastian Wake, any last words?
- Sebastian Wake: Boy, am I gonna miss Chicago.