Chicago Fire (TV Series)
An Even Bigger Surprise (2017)
Joe Minoso: Joe Cruz
Quotes
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Randall McHolland : [after everyone yelled, "Surprise!" at Cruz for his birthday party] You were surprised, right?
Joe Cruz : Are you kidding me? I've been so spun-out about this whole Leon thing, I completely forgot it was my birthday. Thank you, guys.
Randall McHolland : Don't thank us yet, because here's an even bigger surprise. Funny you should mention Leon, because here he is.
Joe Cruz : What?
[Leon doesn't appear]
Randall McHolland : I said, regarding Leon, here he is!
[Leon still doesn't appear]
Joe Cruz : Is this supposed to be some sort of joke?
Randall McHolland : What? No. He's--he's here.
Joe Cruz : [sarcastically] Right.
Brian Zvonecek : No, no, he really is.
Stella Kidd : No, Mouch brought him here.
Christopher Herrmann : Yeah, and Otis helped him.
Joe Cruz : Okay, just stop, guys, all right? I don't know what game you're pulling.
Randall McHolland : I swear, he was just here.
Joe Cruz : Mouch, what did you do?
[Mouch just stammers]
Joe Cruz : Wait, I know what you did.
Randall McHolland : You do?
Joe Cruz : Mmm-hmm. Because Leon is right over there!
[Leon pops up from behind the counter]
Joe Cruz : Ha ha!
Randall McHolland : I don't understand.
Joe Cruz : You can't beat the Cruz brothers. It can't be done.
Randall McHolland : How long have you known?
Leon Cruz : Since I was at the firehouse. He told me he figured it out, and we were gonna spin it back on you.
Randall McHolland : Oh, he did, huh?
Brian Zvonecek : Ah, and that whole thing about you wanting me to go with you and meet those gang members?
Joe Cruz : That's what you get for helping Mouch.
Brian Zvonecek : Oh, thank God.
Joe Cruz : Seriously, Mouch. This is amazing. I really appreciate it.
Randall McHolland : Hey, the way you took care of me after my heart attack, I'll never forget that. Least I could do.
Joe Cruz : Hey, everybody. Buy one get one free all night long!
Christopher Herrmann : Aw, come on! I saved you from a heart attack!