- Lou Grover: Let me tell you about risky. You see him? That's Steve McGarrett. You leave Steve McGarrett in a room without a plan and you know what he's gonna do then? He's gonna come up with one of his own. And it ain't gonna be risky. It's only going to be the most certifiably insane thing YOU or I could ever think of! SO FOR GOD SAKE, PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S ANOTHER OPTION!
- Sergeant Bullock: We may have another way.
- Lou Grover: You're telling me that the alternative to diffusing a *motion-sensitive* bomb is to blow another bomb a few feet away?
- Sergeant Bullock: Fourteen feet away.
- Lou Grover: Are you related to McGarrett or something? This is something that he would come up with!
- Eric Russo: You get something for McGarrett for Christmas yet? 'Cause I got the perfect gift: a tac knife with his name engraved on the blade. Pretty baller, right? Thing is, it's a little out of my price range. I was thinking you and I go halfsies. What do you say?
- [seeing his expression]
- Eric Russo: What?
- Jerry Ortega: Something's happened at the hospital.
- Eric Russo: Uncle D?
- Danny Williams: What did he do? He did what?
- Junior Reigns: I think it's called a finger thora...
- Tani Rey: Costomy.
- Steve McGarrett: Cracked your chest open, wiggled my finger around inside there and, uh, stopped your heart from getting crushed, but... you know, no big deal.
- Adam Noshimuri: Yeah, I'm sure it was nothing.
- Lou Grover: No, brother, it was disgusting.
- Danny Williams: Did he wash his hands, at least?
- Tani Rey: You know, time was really of the essence.
- Danny Williams: So he didn't wash his hands.
- Steve McGarrett: You're such a baby. You gonna be a baby about this?
- Danny Williams: Baby?
- Steve McGarrett: Here, let me tell you something. The fact is if I didn't put my finger inside of you, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now, you know?
- Eric Russo: Wow. Thanks for that image.
- Kamekona: Are we ever gonna talk about this eyesore of a haircut?
- Flippa: Thank you. I was waiting for someone to bring that up.
- Adam Noshimuri: Yeah, Steve, was that, like, a dare or something?
- Steve McGarrett: No, it was my idea.
- Kamekona: Not a very good one, if you ask me.
- Steve McGarrett: Huh. Well, I didn't ask, but thanks for the input.
- Kamekona: Just saying, some guys can rock the dome. Like the Rock, for example.
- Flippa: Kelly Slater.
- Kamekona: My man Kelly Slater. Yours truly. OG Chicago there.
- Flippa: Me.
- Kamekona: Look, you don't have the head shape to pull this off. Grow 'em out if I was you, brah.
- Jerry Ortega: Don't listen to 'em, boss. It's a good look.
- Sergeant Bullock: Commander McGarrett was right. The device appears to be motion-sensitive. A small vibration could set it off.
- Tani Rey: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. So it was a great idea for me to slam a chair against the glass window, then.
- Sergeant Bullock: Yeah, you probably shouldn't have done that.
- Tani Rey: Sorry. My first bomb.