Jimmy Kimmel Live! (TV Series)
Chris Hemsworth/Whitney Cummings/Vance Joy (2017)
Matt Damon: Self - Guest
Quotes
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[Matt Damon has inserted himself into Mark Ruffalo's interview repeatedly]
Matt Damon : [referring to Mark Ruffalo] This is what a *real actor* looks like.
[Ruffalo nods]
Matt Damon : Someone who *didn't* ride on Adam Carolla's coat tails, but who did it on his own!
Himself - Host : Okay. Enough of that!
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[Matt Damon has inserted himself onto the Back Screen of Jimmy Kimmel Live!]
Himself - Host : How are you doing that?
Matt Damon : I hacked into the system. I've been waiting on this show for DECADES! I learned a few things.
Chris Hemsworth : It's The *Martian*!
Himself - Host : Just go back to your room and eat the doody potatoes we made for you.
[Matt tries to chomp on Jimmy's head]
Himself - Host : Quick! Put up the Screen Saver. Put up the *Emergency Screen Saver*!
[the Back Screen now has a still from "Behind the Candleabra"]
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[Matt Damon has inserted himself into Mark Ruffalo's interview repeatedly]
Matt Damon : I'm on the show!
Himself - Host : You're *not* on the show.
Matt Damon : I'm on the show!
Himself - Host : This doesn't count as being on the show.