Jimmy Kimmel: Self - Host

Quotes 

• [Matt Damon has inserted himself into Mark Ruffalo's interview] 

  Himself - Host : It's The Mighty Thor, not the mighty *bore*!

• [Matt Damon has inserted himself into Mark Ruffalo's interview repeatedly] 

  Matt Damon : [referring to Mark Ruffalo]  This is what a *real actor* looks like.

  [Ruffalo nods] 

  Matt Damon : Someone who *didn't* ride on Adam Carolla's coat tails, but who did it on his own!

  Himself - Host : Okay. Enough of that!

• [Matt Damon has inserted himself onto the Back Screen of Jimmy Kimmel Live!] 

  Himself - Host : How are you doing that?

  Matt Damon : I hacked into the system. I've been waiting on this show for DECADES! I learned a few things.

  Chris Hemsworth : It's The *Martian*!

  Himself - Host : Just go back to your room and eat the doody potatoes we made for you.

  [Matt tries to chomp on Jimmy's head] 

  Himself - Host : Quick! Put up the Screen Saver. Put up the *Emergency Screen Saver*!

  [the Back Screen now has a still from "Behind the Candleabra"] 

• [Matt Damon has inserted himself into Mark Ruffalo's interview repeatedly] 

  Matt Damon : I'm on the show!

  Himself - Host : You're *not* on the show.

  Matt Damon : I'm on the show!

  Himself - Host : This doesn't count as being on the show.