Family Guy (TV Series)

Petey IV (2017)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, John Herbert, Police Officer

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• Glenn Quagmire : [watching a Russian bootleg of "Rocky IV"]  All right, here comes the fight.

  Peter Griffin : Get ready to eat it, Drago!

  Cleveland Brown : [Drago knocks Rocky out with one punch]  What the hell?

  Peter Griffin : Son of a bitch! Those Ruski bastards changed the movie so Drago wins!

  Glenn Quagmire : Yeah! Rocky gets up!

  Cleveland Brown : Not only does he not get up, he's holding a sign that says "Workers of the world, unite!"

  Peter Griffin : Well, that-that seems like a logical idea, but this aggression will not stand!

  [taking out a laptop and typing as he talks] 

  Peter Griffin : I'm writing Vladimir Putin an angry e-mail. "Dear Vladimir..."

  Cleveland Brown : Ho-ho! That's telling him!

  Peter Griffin : "I hope this e-mail finds you well."

  Cleveland Brown : Oh, man, I wish I could see his face.

  Peter Griffin : "I'll get right to the point. My friends and I were aghast when we saw what you did to the end of 'Rocky IV'. Everyone knows that any American can beat up any Russian on any day of the week. Other than that, all is well on this end. Chris continues to hit the books as best he can, and his grades have shown some improvement. Stewie is growing like a weed. And Meg has come a woman in front of our very eyes." And... send.

  Cleveland Brown : I think we lost a little steam there at the end.

• Peter Griffin : All right, you ready to watch "Rocky IV"?

  Joe Swanson : Let's do it!

  Glenn Quagmire : Yeah!

  Cleveland Brown : Happy Dolph Lundgren Day!

  Peter Griffin : [pressing play and getting a message that the disc is unreadable]  What the... what the hell?

  Glenn Quagmire : Try blowing on it.

  Peter Griffin : [doing so and blowing saliva on it; the error message then reads "disc now gross"]  Crap! It doesn't work!

  Cleveland Brown : Well, we gotta watch the movie. It's our tradition.

  Glenn Quagmire : We could just stream it on your Apple TV.

  Peter Griffin : Is that what that is? I thought it was a coaster. I've been putting cold, wet things on it for a month.

  Joe Swanson : Turn it on. I'm sure we can find "Rocky IV" on there.

  Peter Griffin : [trying]  I don't know how to turn it on. It doesn't have any buttons.

  Joe Swanson : Well, maybe it's voice-activated.

  [loudly] 

  Joe Swanson : Rocky IV! Rocky IV!

  Peter Griffin : Let's just go to the damn store.

  Joe Swanson : Hold on, hold on. Let me try screaming at the PlayStation.

• Peter Griffin : [preparing to fight Vladimir Putin]  You're going down!

  Glenn Quagmire : Kick his ass, Peter!

  Cleveland Brown : Yeah, kick his ass!

  Joe Swanson : Punch his ass, Peter!

  [as Peter throws a punch, Putin's bodyguards restrain him, and Putin punches him in the face] 

  Peter Griffin : Oh, pretty quick, huh? Well, how about this?

  [throwing another punch, he's restrained and punched again, this time in the stomach] 

  Peter Griffin : Here comes the haymaker!

  [he's restrained a third time, with Putin throwing multiple punches] 

  Peter Griffin : You had enough?

  [he's knocked out by a Putin uppercut] 

  Cleveland Brown : He gone.

• Vladimir Putin : Well, Peter, thank you for showing me Quahog.

  Peter Griffin : Ah, it was fun. I'm gonna miss you, Vladimir.

  Vladimir Putin : So, come with me back to Russia. I need friend.

  Peter Griffin : Aw, I'm flattered, but my home is here. And besides, I can't go to Russia. I'm scared of Brigitte Nielsen.

  Vladimir Putin : She is here with you in your country.

  Peter Griffin : She-she's here now? Is she... O... all ri...

  [ushering him onto the plane] 

  Peter Griffin : Okay, okay, let's go. Let's go, let's go, wheels up, let's go!

  [Nielsen bursts onto the runway] 

  Peter Griffin : Oh, my god, she can smell the tiny bottles of booze. We gotta go! We gotta go now!

  [catching up, she hangs onto the wheel well, but the force of take-off pushes her off] 

  Chris Griffin : [praying at his bedside]  Dear Lord, please send me a 6'7" blonde woman who likes to drink until she blacks out.

  [she crashes through the roof of another house] 

  John Herbert : I think we got our prayers crossed.

  [a boy about his age crashes through the roof onto Chris' bed]