- Noah: I'm an anthropologist.
- Sterling Archer: A spider scientist?
- Noah: A what?
- Pam Poovey: That's an arachnologist.
- Sterling Archer: Like you would know!
- Noah: No, no. It is. An anthropologist...
- Sterling Archer: I know what an anthropologist is!
- Pam Poovey: No, he doesn't.
- Sterling Archer: Nobody does!
- Pam Poovey: Dude, that is a hard dick.
- Sterling Archer: It's not that hard.
- Pam Poovey: Oh, please. I bet it hasn't been that hard since the time the Army checked you for a hernia.
- Sterling Archer: I told you that in confidence!
- Pam Poovey: Yeah, well, I ain't your priest. Ha, ha, ha... speaking of hard dicks.
- Sterling Archer: [Inhales sharply] I also told you *that* in confidence.
- Pam Poovey: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.