Archer (TV Series)
Archer: 1999 -- The Leftovers (2019)
H. Jon Benjamin: Sterling Archer
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Quotes
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Lana Kane : [Archer and Lana in bed, talking "afterwards"] Talking to you is like talking to a very selfish rock... with mother issues.
Sterling Archer : Rocks don't have moms! Unless you count volcanos... but speaking of things that are hard as a rock... Great segue; that was pretty amazing, right?
Lana Kane : Unfortunately... yes. Round 2?
[They kiss]
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Sterling Archer : [Lana and Archer still in bed] Oh, God. I just ejaculated dust. I'm pretty sure it was my own pulverized skeleton. One more go?
Krieger : [Suddenly appearing in the bedroom] So, hey guys.
Lana Kane : I would act startled, but it would probably kill me.
Krieger : Turns out those eggs are highly addictive and make you act out your deepest desires.
Sterling Archer : Yeah, that's kinda where we came out on it. So, if you'll excuse us...