- Ruby Hill: [searching through a dumpster] Dirty diaper!
- Beth Boland: They do have a baby.
- Ruby Hill: [whispering] It's adult.
- Rio: [about FBI] They ain't got nothing.
- Beth Boland: They've got a picture of you!
- Rio: That ain't special. I'm on Facebook, too.
- Annie Marks: [giving customer service feedback] Do you fire them? Because I'd hate to see that happen.
- Shop City Manager: If the situation were extreme enough, certainly. You didn't happen to catch your technician's name?
- Annie Marks: Yeah, he just wasn't that memorable. Kinda had, like a, mini dad bod. And he smelled like, hmm, it's hard to describe. Have you ever been to a zoo in the rain?
- [last lines]
- FBI Agent Turner: [concluding his interview] Mrs. Boland? Just be careful who you bring into your home.
- Beth Boland: [confidently] I'm tougher than I look...