Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)

Na Keiki a Kalaihaohia (2018)

Scott Caan: Danny Williams

Quotes 

• Danny Williams : [Junior calls Steve "sir"]  He's gonna, um... the "sir". He didn't tone down the "sir" thing.

  Steve McGarrett : Aw, we're working on it. Working on it. Yeah.

  Danny Williams : I got an idea. You get, um, one of those, uh, dog shock collars, and every time he says "sir", you...

  Steve McGarrett : Yeah. That's a good idea. You know, you buy, maybe get two for the price of one. Put one on you for every time you say something stupid like that. What do you say?

  Danny Williams : [sarcastic]  That's funny.

• Officer Pua Kai : Duke said you guys asked for me by name. What's going on?

  Danny Williams : We got robbed last night.

  Steve McGarrett : Danny didn't lock the restaurant last night.

  Danny Williams : That's fake news, okay?

  Steve McGarrett : Huh? Danny forgot to lock the shop.

  Danny Williams : That's not what happened. That is an alternative fact.

  Steve McGarrett : You know what's crazy to me? It's crazy that they-they let someone as careless as you carry a firearm. That's what's nuts to me.

  Danny Williams : Who's "they"? You hired me, you putz. The state has nothing to do with it. You hired me.

• Jerry Ortega : Sounds weird, I know, but in certain parts of the world, digging up the dead is totally normal. In the highlands of Madagascar, there's a thing called the Turning of the Bones, where villagers unearth their relatives every seven years, rewrap them in burial cloth and dance around with them.

  Danny Williams : Is this, like, they're-they're, like, crowd-carrying the corpse?

  Steve McGarrett : Looks festive.