- Wilson Fish: Do you know how difficult it is to drive with handcuffs and talk on the phone at the same time? Phones don't belong in cars!
- Wilson Fish: Let me tell you something. I lie. I cheat. I steal. I screw people over! This is how I make my living, you idiots!
- Mr. Spicer: [on a cell phone] Spicer speaking... Who?
- Quentin Weed: [on a phone] It's Quentin. You know, I sold you a shipment of top-notch Indian rubies a while back.
- Mr. Spicer: Top-notch, please! I lined the bottom of my grand-daughter's gold fish bowl with that garbage. You have five seconds to tell me what you want before I hang up.
- Quentin Weed: Five seconds?
- Mr. Spicer: Times up! Good day to you!
- Quentin Weed: Wilson Fish!
- Mr. Spicer: What? What about Wilson Fish?
- Quentin Weed: Ha, Ha! Five seconds my ass! Now you have the time of day for Quentin, Huh?
- Chazz Mickeljohn: Listen up, N.C. The mortician business ain't as glamorous as it looks. There's a lot of hard work, dedication, and training that goes into this profession. You're a lucky som bitch! I know kids that would love to be in your shoes right now. Know what I mean?
- Reno 'Roach' De La Rocha: If we worked as a team we'd be unstoppable. You're smart. I talk fast. You make plans. I make connections. You look good. I look great. It's PERFECT!
- Reno 'Roach' De La Rocha: I'll gut you like a fish, Fish! You back-stabbing-rat-fink-stooly-son-of-a-bitch!
- Sunshine Sikkink: Oh, I'm not going to kill you. I'm just going to shoot you in both your knees and let Roach torture you until you scream like the pig you are!
- N.C.: [on the phone] Why don't you go the mall and buy one of those bikinis, you know, uh, the booty-thong kind? Yeah, the kind that goes up the-- yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about!