Family Guy (TV Series)

Are You There God? It's Me, Peter (2018)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

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Quotes 

• Joe Swanson : Those poor kids, those poor babies. Hey Chris, what do you got there?

  Chris Griffin : A plain burger.

  Joe Swanson : Looks good.

• Glenn Quagmire : [excitedly]  Peter, you gotta come outside. We found a used condom on the sidewalk. That's a bigger deal than regular garbage.

  Cleveland Brown : Ribbed. A woman was pleased with it.

  Glenn Quagmire : You gotta see this, Peter! A used condom! Just right out here! And there's panties nearby! Joe, you're a cop! What do you think happened here?

  Joe Swanson : I'll tell you what happened. Somebody DID IT! YEAH!

  [they high-five each other] 

  Glenn Quagmire : Peter, come out here and high-five us over the sex someone else had!