- Uncle Vito: Is there a problem, Officer Swimsuit?
- Lifeguard: Uh, sir, a number of our guests are concerned that maybe you're getting too much sun. Are you aware of the dangers of melanoma?
- Uncle Vito: Are you aware of the dangers of blocking my rays? Because if you don't move, I'm gonna beat your ass so hard, you're gonna cough up them swim trunks. Baywatch, get outta here.
- Uncle Vito: How you doing, kid? Hey.
- Danny Williams: Uncle Vito.
- Uncle Vito: [moving to hug him] Gimme some sugar.
- Danny Williams: Whoa. You got grease on you like a half-baked Butterball. I don't want to touch you.
- Danny Williams: [Vito has suggested burning down the restaurant] Just relax. Relax, okay? He's busting chops. He's just messing around. Only thing he's gonna burn is his epidermis, okay? He will get it done.
- Steve McGarrett: This is a bad idea. My "bad idea" synapse is firing, firing, firing.
- Danny Williams: Okay. Okay. Well, turn it off, 'cause we don't have time for that, okay? We're running out of money. We're behind schedule. He will deliver. He will get it done. Trust me. Can you trust me?
- Steve McGarrett: Okay. This is on you.
- Steve McGarrett: You said Vito is just the guy to come and solve our problem, and I trust you a thousand percent, Danny, so...
- Danny Williams: No, no, don't do that. Don't try to get under my skin. My skin is un-get-underable, okay?
- Steve McGarrett: Guys, tell me you got something. What do you got?
- Lou Grover: I got something. I got a massive headache from banging my head against the wall over this thing. Other than that, no, nothing.
- Jessie Nomura: You got away clean?
- Adam Noshimuri: Hideki has no idea who stole his car.
- Jessie Nomura: There's no going back now. You just punched the tiger in the nose.
- Adam Noshimuri: Yeah, and that was the easy part.