Elementary (TV Series)

Uncanny Valley of the Dolls (2018)

Marissa Neitling: Nina Hudgins, Skyler

Quotes 

• Nina Hudgins : [as the voice of Skyler, the sex doll]  What's your favorite position?

  Sherlock Holmes : [Brief pause]  Lucena.

  Dr. Joan Watson : [Unpleased to see Skyler in the house]  The Lucena position is a chess thing, right? I'm guessing that Skyler does not get chess humor. Who changed her into sweats?

  Sherlock Holmes : I did. How would you have brought her home on the subway?

  Dr. Joan Watson : I don't think I would have. Doesn't she belong in evidence?

  Sherlock Holmes : The police decided there was no more physical evidence to be gleaned from her, so I requested that she be released into my custody.

  [Completely serious] 

  Sherlock Holmes : I didn't think her depths had been properly plumbed.

  Dr. Joan Watson : [Rolling her eyes]  Oh, gross.

  Sherlock Holmes : I'm referring to her memory storage.

• Nina Hudgins : Marcus.

  [Skyler's voice stops Marcus cold in the squad room] 

  Nina Hudgins : Marcus, will you please help me?

  Detective Marcus Bell : Do what?

  Nina Hudgins : Help me escape.

  Detective Marcus Bell : I'm sorry. How's that?

  Nina Hudgins : I did it, Marcus. I killed Bruce Daramore. I fooled them all. Will you take me home with you?

  [Marcus looks around, a little shaken up] 

  Nina Hudgins : I'll also kill Professor Baynes for you... if you ask me nicely.

  Detective Marcus Bell : [He knows he's been pranked]  Sherlock!

  [Sherlock walks up, immensely pleased with himself] 

  Detective Marcus Bell : I see you've learned some new tricks with Skyler.

  Sherlock Holmes : Yeah, I called Mr. Lubbock at the company, asked him to uh, take me through giving her a preset script. Look, I, I want you to know. I've sorted everything out with Baynes. If you call the school, you'll find that you've been registered with the class that you need.

  Detective Marcus Bell : Thanks.

  Sherlock Holmes : Uh, look, if you see Watson out there, would you just give me a minute, then uh, send her in.

  Detective Marcus Bell : You're not...

  Sherlock Holmes : If you think I don't plan to provide her with a similar performance, then you're *not* the Detective I thought you were.

  Detective Marcus Bell : [He moves to take a look down the hall]  You know what?

  [Getting into it] 

  Detective Marcus Bell : I see the Captain.

  Sherlock Holmes : Well, that's even better.