- Nick Torres: What? Hold on. As in the guy who carved up three bodies with an electric knife in McGee's apartment and buried a mummified body under the floor? That Paul Triff?
- Paul Triff: You got Hicks and I got 2 days out of prison, and boy am I feeling invigorated.
- Clayton Reeves: You got shot.
- Paul Triff: It's still not the worst vacation I've ever had.
- Clayton Reeves: Aren't we all going a little overboard here? Triff is *one* man. I mean, how bad can he be?
- Jimmy Palmer: He expertly dismembered three human bodies with a carving knife in this very room while eating Chinese Take-out.
- Clayton Reeves: Um, I'll give you a hand.
- Timothy McGee: We're doing the bonding thing as much as possible, you know, we're doing the baby-wearing and singing to them for hours every single day, but it just doesn't feel like enough.
- Paul Triff: Well it never will. All you need to do is love them. Everything else will work out. You'll see.
- Timothy McGee: Thanks.
- Paul Triff: Plus, my parents never bonded with me and I turned out just fine.
- Paul Triff: Go get a towel before the blood stains my hardwoods.
- Timothy McGee: Is that really important right now?
- Paul Triff: It's 200-year old French oak. Just do it!
- Paul Triff: [In McGee's apartment] I've missed this place. You know, it looks the same, but the smells... they're different.
- Timothy McGee: Well that's because there's no dead bodies decaying under the floor.
- Paul Triff: I know what you're going to ask and the answer is yes. I'd love to be godfather to the twins.
- Timothy McGee: What? No. No.